Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,025 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (135/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/95 points)
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (100/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Keep trying, you'll beat it eventually
Medals Earned: 13/17 (330/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/320 points)
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Parry three times in one jump.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Earn 100% Game Completion.